Premise the 40th- Michael Moore

Premise: Michael Moore's claim to be one of the 99% makes as much sense as Michele Bachmann coming out as a proud black woman. Hey, Mike! Dressing like a slob doesn't make you poor.

Assignment: Argue for or against the merits of this premise, using logic, sound reasoning, and where possible, citations (links) to back up your arguments.

Caveat: You need not take the side that you actually believe. Sometimes arguing the other side is more fun.

GO!

Premise the 25th - Eating Ann Coulter

Premise: If Michael Moore killed and ate Ann Coulter for a snack, it would be a public service... the sort for which we award medals and ticker tape parades, but I'd still want it prosecuted as a capital crime...just to shut him up.


Assignment: Argue for or against the merits of this premise, using logic, sound reasoning, and where possible, citations (links) to back up your arguments.

Caveat: You need not take the side that you actually believe. Sometimes arguing the other side is more fun.

GO!

Premise the eighth- Death Match

Premise: Celebrity Death Match should be real. First up: Michael Moore vs. Rush Limbaugh

Assignment:  Argue for or against the merits of this premise, using logic, sound reasoning, and where possible, citations (links) to back up your arguments.

Caveat: You need not take the side that you actually believe. Sometimes arguing the other side is more fun.

GO!