Premise the Ninth- Public Hangings

Premise: We should re-institute public hangings for politicians who re convicted of breaching the public's trust.

Assignment:  Argue for or against the merits of this premise, using logic, sound reasoning, and where possible, citations (links) to back up your arguments.

Caveat: You need not take the side that you actually believe. Sometimes arguing the other side is more fun.

GO!

Premise the eighth- Death Match

Premise: Celebrity Death Match should be real. First up: Michael Moore vs. Rush Limbaugh

Assignment:  Argue for or against the merits of this premise, using logic, sound reasoning, and where possible, citations (links) to back up your arguments.

Caveat: You need not take the side that you actually believe. Sometimes arguing the other side is more fun.

GO!

Premise the Seventh- Aliens

Premise: John Boehner is an alien from another planet sent to earth as punishment for crimes against his home planet.

Assignment:  Argue for or against the merits of this premise, using logic, sound reasoning, and where possible, citations (links) to back up your arguments.

Caveat: You need not take the side that you actually believe. Sometimes arguing the other side is more fun.

GO!

Premise the Sixth- Taxation

Premise: The Tax rate should be a set rate of 75 percent of every dollar over $100,000 that anyone makes in a year. 

Assignment:  Argue for or against the merits of this premise, using logic, sound reasoning, and where possible, citations (links) to back up your arguments.

Caveat: You need not take the side that you actually believe. Sometimes arguing the other side is more fun.

GO!

Premise the Fifth- Vegans

Premise: One of the biggest benefits of learning how to grow organs and body parts in a laboratory setting, is that  vegans and vegetarians will shut up and enjoy a damn steak!

Assignment:  Argue for or against the merits of this premise, using logic, sound reasoning, and where possible, citations (links) to back up your arguments.

Caveat: You need not take the side that you actually believe. Sometimes arguing the other side is more fun.

GO!

Premise the Fourth- Sporks

Premise: To save natural resources, forks and spoons should be outlawed, and instead we should encourage the production of sporks.

Assignment:  Argue for or against the merits of this premise, using logic, sound reasoning, and where possible, citations (links) to back up your arguments.

Caveat: You need not take the side that you actually believe. Sometimes arguing the other side is more fun.

GO!

Premise the Third- Gas Prices

Premise: Gasoline prices should be artificially inflated to $12 per gallon in order to facilitate faster growth in alternative energy research.

Assignment:  Argue for or against the merits of this premise, using logic, sound reasoning, and where possible, citations (links) to back up your arguments.

Caveat: You need not take the side that you actually believe. Sometimes arguing the other side is more fun.

GO!